I can't take credit for this. It was compliments of my brother...Jas.
Top 10 ways to tell if you’re a Branham at Christmas time…
You haven’t seen a real Christmas tree in the house since 1984
You’re wishing there was a real Christmas tree in the house to cover “that smell” in the kitchen
You’re avoiding Jason so he doesn’t con you into wrapping presents for him
You’re mentally rehearsing new approaches for convincing Dad that he actually does need to surprise Mom with a gift on Christmas
Some of your life’s most impressive intellectual work has been strategizing shopping routes on Black Friday
You’ve ever had a Christmas dinner consisting of spicy mustard, crackers and summer sausage
There are 10 pecan pies on cooling racks and 4 kinds of egg nog in the fridge in Mom and Dad’s kitchen
“Santa” finds a way to use the word “crotch” while passing out presents under the tree
You’re still part of a Christmas morning choo-choo train even though you’re 30 years old
You’re calling Dad’s bluff for telling anyone who’ll listen that he only got fruit as presents as a child
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